"The victim decided to talk to the gunman, who became so overwhelmed with guilt he started crying...",

"It's captured thousands of years of human-wolf interaction in just one moment.."

"It is as if something is going back in time to keep the universe from being hit by a bus..."

** Sorry - We have been lost in space, but we are found again - Holographic Romance will return in October 2009 xx **

"My one ambition at the moment is to be able to go out on a nice, clear evening and be able to pick up the moon..."

"The dolphin appears to be healthy and normal other than its coloration, which is quite beautiful and stunningly pink..."

"The natural crystal chair, which is formed by the laws of nature and embodies a beauty born of coincidence, pushes the boundaries of creativity..."

"One mote could dock with every organic entity on the planet, recording everything it experienced and shipping the data back to the home world..."

"My holographic head just exploded..."

"It is almost certain that right now you have red eyes and are kissing someone who speaks Etruscan with long fangs in some other bubble..."

"That's when I know he's only a rental dog..."

"Cats get annoyed if they feel ignored. So I made sure he didn't feel ignored..."

"I wouldn't be one for ghosts, but you know how this type of thing spreads..."

"I move freely in my dreams. My handicap is not even noticeable..."

"It’s just a normal photo of a cat processed with an image filter..."

"The truth of the world and ourselves is that the whole thing is a chaotic swirl of energy and particles..."

"The physical world doesn’t exist anyway, so why get upset..."

"A burglar who broke into a house claims he was held captive by a "supernatural figure" for three days without food and water..."

"She's constantly bombarded with fragments of memories, exposed to an automatic and uncontrollable process that behaves like an infinite loop in a computer..."

"It is terrible that Jesus is being wrapped up in gold foil and sold along with chocolate bunnies, edible penguins and lollipops..."

"Playwright Oriza Hirata says the work raises questions about the relationship between humanity and technology..."

"The two men had been selling the device - known as the Whizzinator - over the internet for three years..."

"From the standpoint of being in the universe, making a new universe is very mundane..."

"Some scientists have proposed a theory of Cell Memory, in which memory and consciousness are stored within every cell in the human body..."

"They have evidence that organisms actually have the ability to control their own evolution..."

"The metaphor of the cosmic dance thus unifies ancient mythology, religious art and modern physics..."

"Mr. Robinson said in an interview that that he has been tortured and abused by gang stalkers and by “neurological weaponry” since leaving the Navy in 1982 . . ."

"When he woke up, he was startled when he realized he was atop a rock..."

"That you can move forward and backward in time, just as you can move forward and backward in space — I knew that this was the solution to my problem..."

"Happy schizotypes also have higher levels of mental health and well-being than other schizotypal profiles..."

"All it takes to beam a message into space these days is a computer, a credit card and the belief that because no one on earth cares what you think, then the moon men might..."

"Planet Earth could be currently ‘regulating’ our minds through electromagnetic bombardment, changing us from eco-vandals to saviours..."

"This is the second population of vampire moths Zaspel and her team have found..."

"When the clock was removed, the visions stopped..."

"I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry..."

"Low cloud that will reflect the pink or sometimes orangey-pink lights of the city from all angles and stand out from the darkness of the sky..."

"New research suggests that the type of television you watched as a child has a profound effect on the colour of your dreams..."

"Decapitation of wildflowers at the roadside without rational reason..."

"Scientists fear their alien tongue may make it impossible to understand them..."

"Could it be that our memories actually dwell in a space outside our physical structure..."

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"The rapidly changing magnetic fields that the coil creates can be used either to excite or inhibit brain cells..."

"There may even come a moment that our connection with an industrially manufactured coke bottle may be
richer and more mythical than our relation with a genetically analyzed and manipulated rabbit in the woods..."

"Bubba suffers from low self-image and has been mentally distraught because she has been forced to live in a male cat body for so long..."

"A sophisticated botanical interface system that lets plants post their thoughts online..."

"Any technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic..."

"These articles are valuable contributions to the encyclopedia, but are a bit odd..."

"The Grid powers up to save lives and seek the God particle..."

"I Am Beautiful Too..."

"Take a look in to the strange world of the Japanese vending machine..."

"Robbie is likely to experience enormous culture shock when he comes face-to-face with creatures from another world. He needs to know how to deal with it...”

"No matter what reality tunnel you live in, the world will organize itself in your perceptions to be compatible with that reality tunnel..."

"Students were lead by teachers to believe that aliens had invaded..."

"Skeptical roboticists who attended the demonstration quickly discovered a man in the audience who muttered into his hand each time the robot spoke..."

"They were then asked to contemplate either the beautiful paintings, or the ugly painting, or a blank panel while the team zapped a short laser pulse at their hand..."

"Signaling the presence of nectar to hungry monarchs in the vicinity..."

"The scientists believe other marine birds, such as albatrosses, receive a comparable caffeine-like behavior jolt from a full moon..."

"The shelves hold pictures - but they're visible only from the ceiling..."

"The ant is so unlike any other that its Latin name means 'eureka ant from Mars'..."

"Because transmission technology is esotericized and I believe that it provides exciting possibilities to art..."

"The modules align themselves and burn the appropriate content onto the bread..."

"Taking good pictures is not easy because births often happen at night and away from the windows..."

"Imagine waking up on the Socotra Island and taking a good look around you..."

"If culture can make people crazy, then we need to look at it . . ."

"Mr Pahl, whose province is heavily Catholic, was so outraged by the sculpture of the pop-eyed amphibian that he went on a hunger strike..."

"All religions seem to be based on some sort of encounter with an alien presence, or what seems like an alien presence. According to one theory, it's just the other half of our brain..."

"So somewhere in the solar system a backup sample of human languages is stored, in case we need one..."

"I won't be letting any strange children into my house no matter what color their eyes are..."

"over the past few years I've had an uncomfortable sense that someone, or something, has been tinkering with my brain, remapping the neural circuitry..."

"Human beings are not animals - Because human beings do not know how to protect themselves..."

"Antonio Rungi said he had never intended to put sisters on the catwalk..."

"Our study of Aboriginal children suggests that we have an innate system for recognising and representing numerosities..."

"We have got him in an egg cup and he is like a member of the family now..."

"This is certainly the most unusual thing I have come across during my 10 years as a lifeboatman..."

“Kylie opened the door and threw boiling hot water on his face and his chest and he said oooh yeah...”

"Meet Yoda the four-eared cat..."

"A Mozambican woman recently gave birth to three cups..."

"Ms. Garcia claims that she is the offspring of an alien encounter..."

"He then told the dispatcher that the little people were gentle, but that he was going to hide in his bedroom..."

"Quite a few people saw this so i'm not hallucinating..."

"Contrary to popular belief, cats don't always land on their feet..."

"Incredible as it seems, our detection of the dark energy may provide evidence that the universe will ultimately decay..."

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"Because you are made of atoms, then if atoms can be in two places at once in superposition, so can you..."

"In the Blink of a Byte, Future Becomes Past..."

"When you're a little kid and you're holding a helium balloon, it has to cross your mind..."

"Testimony from dozens of persons and police officers depict seeing what appear to be witches flying through the skies of remote Mexican towns..."

"This latest revelation shows that, 60 years on, this mystery endures..."

"I'm certainly not saying that it was something of another world. All I'm saying is that I have never seen anything like it before in all my years of flying."

"Thieves steal Herman Munster's identity..."

"No soil, no water. These flowers can bring me good luck..."

"They're known simply as the "blue people" in the hills and hollows around Troublesome and Ball Creeks..."

""It's all part of what's known as a botnet..."

"Researchers at McMaster University have found that plants get fiercely competitive when forced to share their pot with strangers ..."

"The heart- shaped shell was believed to resemble the head of the barnacle goose..."

"The nature of Cooper's escape and the uncertainty of his fate continue to intrigue people..."

"The Pac-Man skeleton was created by Le Gentil Garcon..."

"The sub-human beast is not a werewolf at all - but a Stone Age throwback..."

"Her explanation is that the cat sprouted the wings after being sexually harassed..."

"His attempt to seize the royal palace was hardly a secret plot as it was widely publicized on the internet beforehand..."

"That hamster is a goner..."

"as soon as you answer your phone blood comes out of your mouth, nose and ears and you die..."

"By now, both interstellar probes have passed beyond Pluto's orbit and are speeding out toward neighboring star systems, carrying with them copies of the Golden Record..."

"As a child of the 80s, it's a sad day, There was that mix phenomenon. In the days of playlists and libraries of tens of thousands of songs, the art of the mix tape has gone. Yet it's synonymous with your first relationship and making tapes for girls..."

"It’s not quite the transporter of “Star Trek,” but it is a step closer..."

"A stone growing long white hair..."

"The economic dynamics of the collective hallucination leading us towards a privatization of the glance..."

"We couldn't believe it when the old streets started to reappear..."

"A meteorite and a strange pearl once thought to cure melancholy..."

" They touch my feet and when I touch their head I feel the love and joy - pure and taintless..."

"I first noticed the cat a few weeks ago. At first I thought it had been accompanied by its owner but after the first stop it became quite clear he was on his own..."

"Law enforcement officers in Tennessee make the greatest underground discovery since Tutankhamen’s tomb was unearthed in the Valley of the Kings..."

"An odd, six-sided, honeycomb-shaped feature circling the entire north pole of Saturn..."

"That Mary dared to escape her menial position and perpetrate such a complicated hoax is, I believe, nothing short of wondrous..."

"He told the court his character was a shaman, or magical elf, who carried a small Japanese sword as a weapon..."

"Then several days later while Wang was asleep, a mouse bit his ear, and he was astonished to see that the mouse had no tail..."

"In some of these universes the deeds purchased from Buy Your Own Universe will be recognised as legally binding, meaning that you really are the rightful owner of your Universe..."

"An exhibition of art by film director David Lynch goes on show at the Cartier Foundation in Paris from Saturday..."

"A baby boy who was pronounced dead after a heart attack came back to life 30 minutes later as he lay in his grieving parents' arms..."

"We are focusing on emotions relevant to a baby robot that has to grow and help human with every day life."

"Local police said she was half-human and half-animal..."

""This hug is the most sincere one that I have received in my life."

(January 18, 1932 – January 11, 2007) Robert Anton Wilson

"Volunteers also participate, including two young women who played the drums. Many patients danced gleefully and one man pulled a toy cap gun from his pocket as if to fire to the beat of a song..."

"It might be an animal, the remains of algae, something which has been alive, or a mysterious accumulation of microorganisms..."

"Please pardon my levity, I don't see how to take death seriously. It seems absurd."

“I thought I was in the middle of a nightmare and I tried to fight the paramedics off. In my line of work I've had plenty of electric shocks, but nothing like this.”

"Police Tight-Lipped, Many Think It May Have Been Meteor..."

"This project will add greatly to the things to do for the visitors that visit our great city in search of answers regarding aliens and UFOs, and the tax benefits and profits that could be realized from a project of this magnitude are tremendous..."

"Invisible poisonous skyfish fly at 300 km/h all around us"

"The research suggests that at some point in the next 20 to 50 years robots could be granted rights..."

"“Hello, world!” is a real installation for the virtual globe..."

"We are not flying saucer nutters. We are just normal people, although we did go to Roswell in America to see where a spaceship was supposed to crash..."

"Is this why we're really going to the moon?"

"This is just the beginning; the whole complaint is genius..."

"His spokeswoman said the bishop could not remember what happened and had no recollection of being as 'drunk as a skunk'..."

RAW Data....

"The “pot cave” home became nationally known..."

"We live right by the university and there's loads of them here – but they're no match for the Dalek..."

"When my friends come over or I'm by myself, we just turn him on and sit back and watch and listen..."

"Thus, I decided to go in search of how to make my own lucid dreaming mask..."

"I don't believe in ghosts, but underworld creatures have taken up residence in the building."

*We Are Back*

"... sing you to sleep and only awaken you occasionally with well staged
erotic daydreams leading us all to a mutual international faked
orgasm."

Symbiosis - "The intimate living together of two dissimilar organisms in a mutually beneficial relationship."

"She says our hunter-gatherer ancestors may have benefited from the presence of happier elders with a calm approach to settling disputes within groups..."

"WE LOVE YOU in a digital, perverse manner. We'll hold you tight, get teenage pics all thru the night..."

"It is accepted that works may not be displayed in the way that the artist might have intended."

"The agency said it was investigating claims that staff leapt naked from filing cabinets, had sex in office toilets, held break-dancing competitions during working hours and fought in a reception area."

Alexey jokes about his beautiful wife and says she should not have hoped to hide from him among dead corpses.

"A war veteran who won £3.5m in the lottery two months ago has given away his fortune..."

"My incoming and outgoing emails are read and sabotaged, especially when they are from persons offering help or relevant information which pertains to my slow electro magnetic murder".

This is what the Web looks like...

Carolina Mystery Beast Is a Rare Abnormal Fox, Experts Say

Monster Lobster Pardoned

"London is seething with strangers: all the mad and the lonely, the possessed and the dispossessed, in every nook and cranny there waiting, with eyes like searchlights seeking me out..."

Woman held over 'nail bomb art'.

"The universe is itself a projection, a hologram..."

"Come away, O human child!
To the waters and the wild
With a faery hand in hand,
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand"

"overweight, alcopop-swilling, sex-and-celebrity obsessed television addicts"

So how do you love a teen? The official Web site, loveateenday.com, counts the ways.

Robotic seal - every pensioner's best friend

"Mallett calculates that the possibility of time travel using this method could be verified within a decade..."

He said there are other snakelike robots being developed, mainly at universities, but did not know of one that could climb pipes.

*Archive* Staff at the south London animal shelter decided to install cameras after arriving each day to find food everywhere and dogs running amok.

"He later threatened to blow up the bank, demanded payment of 10 million rand and eventually released what he described as his "pet" snakes in the bank..."

Brain tortures humans with music hallucinations.

British 'hacker' fears Guantanamo.

"Curiously, the alien was discovered stored in an old toffee jar wrapped in a copy of the Daily Mirror..."

New Army recruitment campaign.*img*

"Cheeta the chimp - famed for his love of a cigarette and glass of whiskey - has celebrated his 74th birthday."

Thankyou for coming to a Holographic Romance.
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"Vladimir Kara-Murza, whose career as a journalist and presenter reads like a history of Russian independent TV, suggests the average Russian user goes to the internet "to buy boots".

"There is a house in Cyberville....and its called the Setting Sun.....and its been the ruin of many a poor child.... .....and me....I know....I'm one...."

The Strip starts here...

"A judge ruled Brownlee was not criminally responsible because he suffers from delusions that female celebrities communicate with him telepathically."

"Quantum immortality is the controversial speculation deriving from the quantum suicide thought experiment that states the Everett many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that conscious beings are immortal."

Scientists show you how to freeze time.

" 'Life is too short, one has to try everything!' Svetlana decided. Vera brought in a cat. "

"He didn't like Led Zeppelin or The Clash but I don't think there was any need to tell the police."

"The long and tortuous history of this legend begins with an article entitled "ATTENTION GYNAECOLOGISTS"

"They asked me if I'm going to try next to explain the resurrection."

"Pam lay down wearing eye shades and listening to her favourite music, waiting for the drug to take effect."

"Mac Johnson, another newbie to poker, and stoner subject to cosmic visions, finds a seemingly lucky magic hat that causes chaos in the poker players' world."

"The pre-school series, which will be shown on the al-Jazeera's children's channel, is described by S4C as "a live action series following the exploits of an extended family of musical, multi-racial sheep".

"Doctors have revealed details of the biggest recorded user of ecstasy - a man estimated to have taken 40,000 ecstasy pills in his life."

"At the pre-emptory request of a large majority of the citizens of these United States, I Joshua Norton, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, and now for the last nine years and ten months past of San Francisco, California, declare and proclaim myself the Emperor of These United States."

"Adore media is the cutting edge of subcultural and alternative arts promotion and production.
Operated by journalists Penelope Thomas and David Warrior, Adore is a fresh and frenzied non-profit organisation"

"One of many reported bonds spanning the divide between predator and prey."

"The village council has demanded he prove he is not a ghost..."

"Ultimately the project seeks to fully transform the artist into a seductively organic yet entirely unfamiliar hybrid organism."

"He sat in front of the camera, but no image of him would show up in the photo."

Liquid Sculptures.

"Monkeyphonecall.com is a SM2C (simulated monkey to consumer) new media business specializing in monkey phone call solutions for its customers."

Freeview box sparks RAF rescue mission.

Artist Tessa Farmer creates evil fairies with dead insects.*img*

The Father of LSD is 100 years old today.

Utilise Ninja Skills to sell Coke.

Stars of CCTV.

Toxic waste creates hermaphrodite Arctic polar bears.

Three of the most powerful hurricanes of 2005 were filled with mysterious lightning.

"With his wife, sister, brother-in-law and the kids crammed in the bathroom around the machine, embarrassment turned to perspiration."

"Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence."

E-mail your future self.

Instant Karma: Blazing mouse sets fire to house.

Journalist looks into 'mirror world' to make royal prediction.

"My belief is that these burials are offerings to the gods of fertility by kings to ensure a successful reign."

"When total descension is finally attained in CREMASTER 5 (1997), it is envisioned as a
tragic love story set in the romantic dreamscape of late-nineteenth-Century Budapest. The film
is cast in the shape of a lyric opera. Biological metaphors shifted form to inhabit emotional states - longing and despair - that become musical leitmotivs in the orchestral score."

Culture Jamming Performance Art.

The 10 worst places to be a journalist.

Teenage Girl Mutates Into Plant.

"You are never going to make a master criminal, so you might as well stop trying."

Consciousness and World Peace: American University session with David Lynch.*mp3*

Toddler's Talking Elmo Book Asks 'Who Wants To Die?'

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life,"

Weird dancing in all night computer-banking lobbies. Unauthorized pyrotechnic displays...

Cyberspace to be distributed via street lighting.

Do Scientists Create Reality?

Take a break from your extraterrestrial contacts.

Daily tune up meditation is technology for the soul.

Global Avian Pandemic began in 1959